Jerry's New Fave

v  Name:­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ Paul Cecile

 Tell me about yourself: 

·         I am fluent in all languages, including three that only I speak.
Midgets look up to me.

·         Ghosts fear me.

·         I tip an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut.
When sailing the wind is always at my back.
Panhandlers give me money.
I can do Calculus in my head.
I always rounds to five decimal points.
My 7th Inning stretch could last through the 9th....
I’ve never not sat up straight.
As a toddler I taught others to walk.
At the book store people crowd to see me read.
Athletes seek my autograph.
My passport requires no photo.
I can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
I’ve never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
When I drive my new car off the lot it increases in value.
My 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
Though I can't walk on water I have never slipped on ice

Explain why you should  be the next Jerry’s Favorite: Please see above
What is that you like about Jerry?

v  •I can be myself when I am around you.

v  •Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before.

v  •I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked.

v  •Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive

v  •You and me together, we can make magic.

v  •We're a perfect match.

v  •Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

v  •You give me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.

v  •You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.

v  •You are simply irresistible

v  •I like you because you bring the best out of me.

v  •Your terrific sense of humor

v  •You're the one who holds the key to my heart

v  •You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).

v  •I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.

v  •When I look into your eyes, I can see your heart.

v  •I love to hear your voice. 

v  •You always make me feel that you are by my side no matter what.

v   •I like the way you keep your cool when I do something stupid.

v   •Just being with you feels like I can defy the whole world.

v   •You mean the world to me.

v  •I like your small gestures that speak volumes about how much you care.

v  •I like the way you patch up with me after a tumultuous fight.

v   •And, of-course, your intelligence, 'cause you were smart enough to pick me ;-)